he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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