dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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