This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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