I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
