is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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