Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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