I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
