She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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