She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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