But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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