i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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