I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Randomize
