Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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