There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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