I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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