I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
