laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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