I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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