Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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