everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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