Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
i out mim tonsoeep
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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