I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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