Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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