What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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