She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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