worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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