Non-Jews are for practice
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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