You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He shit in the fireplace
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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