Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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