It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
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