You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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