Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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