it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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