she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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