Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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