I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Randomize
