Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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