Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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