what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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