Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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