This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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