She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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