Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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