Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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