And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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