I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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