Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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