you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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