You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
