He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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