Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I understand Curling. That high.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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