didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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