Only a mothe r could love this liver
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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