I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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